Hollywood Life also deftly field dresses the myth of the mighty self sufficient just plain folksy ReaLAMErican gal [h/t YAFB]:
Just to put this is perspective, the Palins could have filled their freezer with ribeye steak at $10.99 a lb. from Alaska’s Mr. Prime Beef, which is based in Anchorage and ships anywhere in the state.
I hate violence. I hate war. Our children will not have peace if politicos just capitalize on this to succeed in portraying anyone as inciting terror and violence.
Translation:
If I mention children that will make up for the fact that my yapper may play a part in the death of a nine year old girl!
I suppose I should do something with this goshdarned thing one of these goshdarned days.
Check this out while I do battle with the king crab-sized dust bunnies. Maybe I can shoot them from a plane or something.
Also:
First the Obama Administration opened up the possibility of prosecuting CIA interrogators doing their jobs seeking information from terrorists. Then they tried to go after the Bush Administration lawyers who acted in good faith to protect us in the months after 9/11. Now some of the military brass are court-martialing three brave Navy SEALs for allegedly throwing a single punch at Iraqi terrorist leader Ahmed Hashim Abed. This is wrong. The Washington Times got it right: Save the SEALs.
And She did step down from the high places promising, “Verily I shall speak unto the masses in the language of the Twit” (via AssPress):
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin steps down Sunday giving few clues about her political future, which has been clouded by ethics probes, mounting legal bills and dwindling popularity.A few things are known: She is scheduled to speak Aug. 8 at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in California, and has said she plans to write a book, campaign for political candidates from coast to coast and build a right-of-center coalition.
She also plans to continue speaking her mind on the social networking site Twitter.
But those who craved the wisdom of Palin feared they would not understand her teachings, and they did cry out, saying “Shit, I can barely understand Her when she speaks in full sentences!”
Fear not, a prophet was chosen to explain the Parables of Palin unto that of the masses who have more than three brain cells.
Offer to show us her tweets in a lewd and lacivious manner. Also.
Was not written by 1,000,000 simians whacking away at typewriters.
How do you spell Youbetcha?
