And She did step down from the high places promising, “Verily I shall speak unto the masses in the language of the Twit” (via AssPress): Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin steps down Sunday giving few clues about her political future, which has been clouded by ethics probes, mounting legal bills and dwindling popularity.A few things are [...]
EXAKGov. Palin did not
Offer to show us her tweets in a lewd and lacivious manner. Also.
Almost Ex-Gov. Palin’s Op-Ed in the Washington Post
Was not written by 1,000,000 simians whacking away at typewriters.
We vigorously object to any suggestion…
… that Sarah Palin did something nasty in the woodshed.
Don’t you dare suggest ExAkGov. Palin huffs glue
[via the eternally brilliant Kevin K.]:
To my knowledge
Governor Palin doesn’t have a meth lab in her backyard.
