And She did step down from the high places promising, “Verily I shall speak unto the masses in the language of the Twit” (via AssPress):
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin steps down Sunday giving few clues about her political future, which has been clouded by ethics probes, mounting legal bills and dwindling popularity.A few things are known: She is scheduled to speak Aug. 8 at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in California, and has said she plans to write a book, campaign for political candidates from coast to coast and build a right-of-center coalition.
She also plans to continue speaking her mind on the social networking site Twitter.
But those who craved the wisdom of Palin feared they would not understand her teachings, and they did cry out, saying “Shit, I can barely understand Her when she speaks in full sentences!”
Fear not, a prophet was chosen to explain the Parables of Palin unto that of the masses who have more than three brain cells.
